Oct 06 2008
I can see the moon from my house - I want to work for NASA
What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
Decoffinated!
What is the favourite drink of overweight vampires?
“Blood Lite”.
Why couldn’t the vampire’s wife get any sleep?
Because of his coffin.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf?
A monster that sucks blood out of kneecaps!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
It was his bat.
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